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2 Timothy 2:13

If we are faithless, He remains faithful for He can not disown Himself. He remains faithful to his word and to His righteous character.-Amplified version.
If you give up on Him, He CAN NOT give up on you because there is no way that He can be false to Himself.-Message version.

I love these translations of this scripture. Makes me happy. Very.

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‎"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin (stolen from Andiva!)

P.S: Thank you for all the support Oddo!!!!

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If more people realised this, our world would be a better place.

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"I still haven't developed antibodies for your smile. "-Jeffrey McDaniel

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"If she's amazing, she won't be easy
If she's easy, she won't be amazing.
If she's worth it, you won't give up.
If you give up...maybe you're not worth it?"

-Paraphrased from www.christianarants.com

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Nigerian Law School lecturer: "...the cot of appea' and the suprin cot*"
Confused student asking question: "Would you please tell us what the suprin cot is and what it has to do with the cot of appea'? I suspect it has something to do with babies, but I hate to make assumptions."

*Supreme Court & Court of Appeal

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"My dad told me " When you are in a relationship with a woman you know is too good for you...Marry.Her".

-Ashton Kutcher's character in Valentine's Day.

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Grace: "How hot is the new cook?"
Will (looking pained): "He is so hot he doesn't even need to put the cookies in the oven, he just walks past them and winks."

Another stellar line from Will & Grace

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"I always thought there was something strange about the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Something about 7 short men living alone in the woods, without women...and with Napolean complex. It ain't right!"

-Blanche Devereaux from one of the best shows on TV The Golden Girls.

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"Before pigeons used to get scared at the slightest thing. Now days they look at you as if to say "BLUD, r u gunna dooo me suttin doe!?!?" PIGEONS ARE GETTIN TOO BRAVE!!!!"

-From the Facebook group, Pigeons Are Getting Too Brave. THIS is reason 43,567,170 why I love London town.

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"Every other virgin from the harem took something of value into King Xerxes' bedchamber for their introduction whether it was his favourite food, an exotic dance she had learned with seductive props, or a treasure from her homeleand.

Esther brought herself, esteeming herself as the best gift she could offer."

-Esther 2:15, the Bible.

(See 'Chosen' by Ginger Garrett)

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'Dont treat situations as life or death... otherwise you will die a lot of times'

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Miranda: "But there's all those mixed signals..."
Burger: "Yeah, all code for he's not that into you though."

-Sex & The City

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"We dey dance 'Alanta', we dey Hip, we dey Hop."

-TuFace's Enter The Place

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"Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postero."

"Seize The Day And Place No Trust In Tomorrow."

-Horace

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"Don't be all up on your significant other, all vulturesque like Impending Danger."

-How To Get You & Keep You A Man...by a commenter on verysmartbrothas.com

LOL.

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"Observe the women of France how they achieve what they want not be stamping their little feet. But by making the men believe that they are in charge. THAT is the art of being a woman."-Mrs Boleyn, The Other Boleyn Girl.

I heard.....HD Edition

The Resilient, Rejoicing, Recalcitrant Spirit of Africa.

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"Nothing suceeds like excess." -Mr Wilde....Just realising how true this is.

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"Nigerians laugh at themselves a lot, though. Never mind that it hardly appears that way in our literature. Maybe we are afraid that the foreign aids and grants will stop coming if the world catches us laughing." (Adaobi Nwabauni interview)